when you give a moose a cookie

Have you heard that story?
"When you give a moose a cookie..."
It goes like this.
When you give a moose a cookie,
he'll ask you for milk to go along with it.
When you give him milk,
he will ask to sit by your fireplace so that he can enjoy his milk and cookie.
When you take him to the fireplace,
he'll ask you for a blanket, because it's cold outside.
When you finally brought out blankets for him,
he'll ask you for more cookie.

You see, it goes on and on.
I don't want to be that moose.
Because I don't like goodbyes.